She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I FOUND THE LEGS
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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