i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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