Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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