Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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