pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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