youre lurking in front of me
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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