I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize