Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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