Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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