they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Less talking, more tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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