Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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