I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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