Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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