what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
