Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
