sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
