arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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