you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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