508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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