She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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