I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize