I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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