Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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