Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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