bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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