When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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