mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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