This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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