you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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