He disabled his match.com account in front of me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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