yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Mom said you looked used
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
