I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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