I heard we made out
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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