I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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