Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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