I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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