You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
As shirtless as possible
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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