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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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