i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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