I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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