so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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