I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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