yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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