People with herpes should wear stickers.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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