I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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