Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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