I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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