just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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