Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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