I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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