you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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