Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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