FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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