There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
