Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We're too hungover to prance.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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