I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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